The A.V. Club

With it becoming readily apparent that Happy Endings is not long for this world, it has been announced that Whitney Cummings’ talk show has been canceled. Because God doesn’t close a door without opening a window.

Whitney Cummings has yet another TV show, but against all odds, we don’t hate it.

Whitney Cummings getting a talk show, so you can hear more of what Whitney Cummings thinks about things

Whitney Cummings has three television shows now. Roll that around your dome for awhile and see how it feels.

Whitney Cummings asks that you be nicer to Lana Del Rey and all female performers who maybe aren’t very good

“I’m not saying support bad music or that she deserved to be there or anything—not my call,” Cummings wrote, but continued that she feels everyone should “cut some slack” not only because Lana Del Rey is a performer and “performing is FUCKING HARD,” but also because Lana Del Rey is a woman, and women are judged according to the sort of sexist standards and well-worn clichés that form the basis of certain entire sitcoms.

This is what a stroke feels like.