Despite the protests of reasonable people the world over, Cheetos offers Pepsi-flavored and cheeseburger-flavored versions in Japan, and The A.V. Club ate them so you never have to suffer such indignities. We lost many Taste Testers via this horrid experiment, and you can send condolences to our ask box. It’s the next best thing to flowers.
We sample some of the freakiest fall flavors with the help of M&Ms, Milky Ways, and Hershey’s Kisses.
We taste test Hot Cans, which combine soup and science with only sort-of-disgusting results.