Scott Tobias invites The Lonely Island’s flop film Hot Rod to join the New Cult Canon.
Today we welcome Observe And Report to The New Cult Canon.
Alright you little freshmen bitches, Dazed And Confused is now part of The New Cult Canon.
It does not need to be sought out; it’s on cable television, probably right now or perhaps later on tonight. Nothing will keep the world’s most passive, glazed-over channel-flipper from getting the chance to see Anaconda. Yet it appears in New Cult Canon for two related reasons: It has the power to freeze even the twitchiest of thumbs, much as the film’s 40-foot-long jungle snake coils around its victims before devouring them whole. And the source of that power, beyond the mesmerizingly terrible CGI effects, is Jon Voight, whose performance as a Paraguayan snake hunter named Paul Sarone is bigger and more deadly than any predator known to man.