The adaptation takes its premise painfully literally, resulting in a series of unlikely developments guaranteed to get hardcore zombie-movie fans frothing with rage—if they don’t doze off first.
Today’s real Dispatches From Direct To DVD Purgatory headline: The surreally incompetent Not Another Not Another Movie is beneath contempt. We swear Nathan Rabin is really a sweetheart.
In their place, Disney has digitally restored a feeling of cautious optimism.
Is it a trick? I feel like it has to be a trick.
I feel like the first half of this could be an alternate slogan for The A.V. Club.
In other words, 2015 means nothing to him.