Ellen Page is directing movies now. Fill in this space with your own witty banter: ___________.
The adaptation takes its premise painfully literally, resulting in a series of unlikely developments guaranteed to get hardcore zombie-movie fans frothing with rage—if they don’t doze off first.
You know what, between Warm Bodies and Bullet To The Head, maybe just don’t go to the theater this weekend.
Tough guys with a code. Punishing bare-knuckled brawls. Broken glass. Some bluesy licks from Ry Cooder. These are the elements of a Walter Hill action movie.
We will say this about the Bullet To The Head, Walter Hill’s new Sylvester Stallone vehicle: It sticks to a formula.
Scott Tobias writes about why we’d rather have fiascos than failures and why we so often resort to the “gentleman’s F.” Turns out it’s not just to annoy our readers.
Today’s real Dispatches From Direct To DVD Purgatory headline: The surreally incompetent Not Another Not Another Movie is beneath contempt. We swear Nathan Rabin is really a sweetheart.
Disney announces new Special Edition of the future where there are no more 3-D Star Wars prequels
In their place, Disney has digitally restored a feeling of cautious optimism.
Is it a trick? I feel like it has to be a trick.
Hollywood’s trash, our treasure: 17 salvageable flops from the late-winter dumping ground
I feel like the first half of this could be an alternate slogan for The A.V. Club.
In other words, 2015 means nothing to him.
It isn’t a movie so much as a mechanical process.
Tasha Robinson was not that into Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.