There’s a reason we have scientists. There’s a big reason that you don’t ignore what your scientists say: They’re the same guys who in the 15th century went to the king and said, “Don’t shit in the moat.” I mean come on! It’s one thing to think when you’re 19 and on drugs that scientists gather together on a daily basis and say, “Hey, how are we gonna freak ’em out today?” It’s another thing when you’re an adult, and you got a D in chemistry, you fucking moron.
You know how some cheeses get very sharp when they age? Well that’s Lewis Black. Never mellow. Read our whole interview with him here.