George Lucas says Han never shot first, you were just confused
The controversy over who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo, in Episode IV, what I did was try to clean up the confusion, but obviously it upset people because they wanted Solo to be a cold-blooded killer, but he actually isn’t.
So, it’s our fault
Except that those of us with the original VHS tapes know. Fuck the revisions man. I will go to the effort to always own...
Hey dipshits. This is from the Onion.
Hey, George Lucas. Go fuck yourself.
My favorite quote about George Lucas: “A few years ago George Lucas made and ate a sandwich. To this day he’s still...
I don’t even care about Star Wars, but Lucas’ lifelong revisionism will never fail to piss me off. “Did I say ‘Saturday...
Han never shot first. We were just confused all along. Those aren’t the Droids we are looking for.
Saw this earlier. Fuck you, George Lucas. Sometime after you first created Star Wars, you lost your goddamn mind. And it...
I love Star Wars and I generally like Lucas, but I would slap the shit out of him first chance I got.
Lucas is a notorious troll on the topic of his writing process. I don’t know whether this is true or not, but either way...
My friend told me about this during one of our daily conversations about Star Wars. I was quite distraught.
mr. lucas. go fuck yourself. /)_-
I’m pretty sure George Lucas is trying to become the biggest troll ever.
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